Fourth Year Law Student Shocked to Learn ‘Property Law’ is Not About How to Buy a House
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis It’s a common story. Bright-eyes law student goes into a class expecting to learn some practical legal...
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- Mar 16
- 1 min
Breakthrough: Researchers Confirm Osmosis is Fake! Is this the end for sleeping on your textbook?
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis It’s a common sight. Entering the law library on a Thursday before the exam period starts, and there’s...
- Mar 9
- 1 min
Law Student Forgets to Take ‘Intro to Latin’
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis It’s every student’s worst nightmare. Showing up on the first day of class and being called out for not...
- Mar 3
- 1 min
Ripped Off! Law student fuming that all free pens from O-week contain black ink.
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis Local student Amelia Pond was today outraged to find out that she had been ripped off after a day at...
- Oct 6, 2022
- 1 min
Study finds law students suffer highest percentage growth of ageing
Student Contribution: Selena Zhang An independent study recently found that law students suffer the highest rate of growth in ageing....
- Sep 28, 2022
- 1 min
Mystery Student Suddenly Attends Classes at the end of the Semester
Student Contribution: Megan Sanidad With exam season approaching in a few weeks, caffeine fuelled law students have been seen scrambling...
- Sep 9, 2022
- 3 min
Without Prejudice: September 2022
Student Contribution: Laura Mayne Job and Skills Summit The new Labor government has undergone a ‘Job and Skills Summit’ to investigate...
- Sep 8, 2022
- 1 min
Law Student Blacklisted From Deakin Library After Being Found “In Hiding” After Hours
Student Contribution: Selena Zhang A Deakin law student, who had been reported missing by his family members for two days, was found last...
- Sep 1, 2022
- 1 min
Caught Again: Law Student Heard Answering Every Question Ever with ‘It Depends’
Student Contribution: Megan Sanidad With clerkship application deadlines closely approaching, our correspondent has encountered...
- Aug 24, 2022
- 1 min
Law Students Drop Out to Pursue Passion Project: TikTok
Student Contributor: Selena Zhang Social media platforms have come and go such as Myspace and Musical.ly, just to name a few. However,...
- Aug 4, 2022
- 2 min
Law Students’ Obsession with Assigned Word Limits Uncovered
Student Contribution: Maggie Robinson What is the one thing law students are taught to never, ever disrespect? Our lecturers? Our...
- Aug 4, 2022
- 3 min
Without Prejudice: August 2022
Student Contribution: Adam Marshall U.S Supreme Court Overturns Roe v Wade In late June, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled to...
- Jul 26, 2022
- 1 min
Law Student Forgets Content from Previous Unit
Student Contribution: Megan Sanidad As second trimester creeps in, a study group is seen reconvening in class after the hectic, caffeine...
- Jul 20, 2022
- 2 min
Constitutional Law: Not a Vibe
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis Third-year law student Shivani Kaur was shocked to learn this week that knowing ‘the vibe’ of the...
- Jul 14, 2022
- 1 min
Student Insight: An Afternoon at Officeworks
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis With trimester starting, there’s one place you can guarantee you’ll find local law students. Officeworks....
- May 9, 2022
- 3 min
Without Prejudice: May 2022
Student contribution: Bukhosi Masango The Sri Lankan Economic Crisis Sri Lanka, a nation situated in the Indian Ocean has been...
- May 5, 2022
- 1 min
Final Year Law Student Still Not Quite Sure How To Pronounce ‘Clerkship’
Student contribution: Patricia Clarke Local Deakin student Max Walsh has today discovered a perplexing problem that’s left him...
- Apr 28, 2022
- 1 min
Law Student To Add Assignment References “Later”
Student contribution: Zoe Ellis Third-year law-student Meera Nelson has committed to doing the references for her assignment “later.” Our...
- Apr 21, 2022
- 1 min
5th Year Law Student Uncovers Well Kept Secret
Student contribution: Claire Taylor Our reporters spoke today with Daniel Derrick, a 5th year Law/Commerce student who recently caused a...
- Apr 7, 2022
- 1 min
Local Law Student Ends Library Sesh After Successful Day Avoiding Study
Student contribution: Patricia Clarke Damages Incurred is delighted to report that second year Law/Arts student, Patrick Moors, has today...
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