BREAKING: Law student still waiting for unit content to finally click
KIM KOELMEYER Penultimate year student Keith Paige is growing more anxious with each passing day. At week 10 of the trimester, Keith’s...
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Zoe Ellis
- Sep 18, 2020
- 2 min
Final year student briefly forgets they still have exams left
It turns out, the light at the end of the tunnel can be blinding. Final year Commerce/Law student Victoria Clarke is now 9 weeks into her...
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Zoe Ellis
- Sep 13, 2020
- 2 min
Four ways to make that one paragraph of that case make sense
KIM KOELMEYER Damages Incurred has been inundated with reports of students being dozens of paragraphs into a case, and getting...
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Zoe Ellis
- Aug 28, 2020
- 2 min
BREAKING NEWS: The mid-sem break was not in fact a break
KIM KOELMEYER Deakin students return to university after their mid-semester break this week. But for local law student Perry Waters, it ...
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Zoe Ellis
- Aug 13, 2020
- 2 min
Student Hurriedly Piles Rubble Behind Laptop Before Zoom Call To Avoid Exposing Her Unkempt Mess
Jack Enticott Brooke Tambry’s day was not off to a good start when she was abruptly yanked out of her slumber by the obnoxious blaring of...
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Zoe Ellis
- Aug 6, 2020
- 2 min
Adorable:Naive Law Student Bookmarks Prescribed Readings In Genuine Belief She’ll Actually Read Them
It was a quiet Wednesday afternoon when Mia Johnson, a bright-eyed first-year law student, finally convinced herself to work through her...
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Zoe Ellis
- Jul 31, 2020
- 2 min
“Exams Are Online Anyway” Says Student Who Will Definitely Fail
Jack Enticott As week three of the trimester comes to a close, most Deakin University students are working hard to stay up to date with...
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Zoe Ellis
- Jul 24, 2020
- 2 min
This just in: 3rd Year Law Student still talking about his ATAR
Jack Enticott As law students settle back into their studies, many penultimate year students have their minds firmly set on clerkship...
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Zoe Ellis
- Jul 15, 2020
- 2 min
Law student devastated upon discovery he is somehow already a week behind after forgetting to comple
Jack Enticott As law students return to their studies after a three-week hiatus, many vowed this trimester would be different. Along with...
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Zoe Ellis
- May 27, 2020
- 1 min
I lived it: Someone joked that they were only up to week 4
KIM KOELMEYER Reports have come in that Deakin law student George Hunt has joked that, despite it being week eleven, he is “only up to...
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Zoe Ellis
- May 21, 2020
- 2 min
First year uses legalise to win argument; is not invited back to game night.
Charlotte Livery (21) was expecting a quiet Friday game night with her friends on Zoom. “A glass of red wine, some bourgeoise cheese and...
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Zoe Ellis
- May 13, 2020
- 2 min
Student’s Deakin Love Letters post receives more than one heart react...
IS THIS A CONFLICT OF INTEREST? JAMES DANCE It was a Wednesday night, pre-quarantine. Commerce/Law student Jeremy Matthers (20) had just...
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Zoe Ellis
- May 6, 2020
- 2 min
Local law student shocked to find his lecturer doesn’t actually speak in 2x speed
JAMES DANCE Casey Smith (20), like most Deakin students, enjoys the convenience of CloudDeakin. Unexpected family crisis? No problem....
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Zoe Ellis
- Apr 30, 2020
- 1 min
This just in: Law student realises they shouldn’t have left referencing until the end
JAMES DANCE It’s that time of the trimester again, when students from both sides of the creek are facing four assignments, all...
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Zoe Ellis
- Apr 26, 2020
- 2 min
Four tips to ease your horror when you're up against the best final year team in the competition
KIM KOELMEYER As competition season heats up, we invite students from all year levels to compete. But sometimes, your competition...
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Zoe Ellis
- Apr 15, 2020
- 2 min
Amazing: law student goes entire Zoom call without mentioning they study law
KIM KOELMEYER Local friendship group is shocked when Deakin Law/IR student Corinne Browne (20) makes it through their entire Zoom call...
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Zoe Ellis
- Apr 9, 2020
- 2 min
“Can you hear me now?”
JAMES DANCE Third-year Deakin Law student Cameron Holdsworth (20) is no stranger to a cheeky Bb Collaborate seminar. Having maintained a...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 31, 2020
- 2 min
SHOCKING: Fancy new home office did not lead to more work
KIM KOELMEYER Local law student Janine Cook (22) was surprised to find that despite setting up a very high-tech, ergonomic home office,...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 25, 2020
- 2 min
Local law student promises she’ll stay up to date this year
KIM KOELMEYER Friends of Carol Huff are not surprised when she rocks up to the Deakin Library and promises she’s finally going to stay up...
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