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First year uses legalise to win argument; is not invited back to game night.

Charlotte Livery (21) was expecting a quiet Friday game night with her friends on Zoom. “A glass of red wine, some bourgeoise cheese and...

Student’s Deakin Love Letters post receives more than one heart react...

IS THIS A CONFLICT OF INTEREST? JAMES DANCE It was a Wednesday night, pre-quarantine. Commerce/Law student Jeremy Matthers (20) had just...

Local law student shocked to find his lecturer doesn’t actually speak in 2x speed

JAMES DANCE Casey Smith (20), like most Deakin students, enjoys the convenience of CloudDeakin. Unexpected family crisis? No problem....

This just in: Law student realises they shouldn’t have left referencing until the end

JAMES DANCE It’s that time of the trimester again, when students from both sides of the creek are facing four assignments, all...

Four tips to ease your horror when you're up against the best final year team in the competition

KIM KOELMEYER As competition season heats up, we invite students from all year levels to compete. But sometimes, your competition...

Amazing: law student goes entire Zoom call without mentioning they study law

KIM KOELMEYER Local friendship group is shocked when Deakin Law/IR student Corinne Browne (20) makes it through their entire Zoom call...

“Can you hear me now?”

JAMES DANCE Third-year Deakin Law student Cameron Holdsworth (20) is no stranger to a cheeky Bb Collaborate seminar. Having maintained a...

SHOCKING: Fancy new home office did not lead to more work

KIM KOELMEYER Local law student Janine Cook (22) was surprised to find that despite setting up a very high-tech, ergonomic home office,...

Local law student promises she’ll stay up to date this year

KIM KOELMEYER Friends of Carol Huff are not surprised when she rocks up to the Deakin Library and promises she’s finally going to stay up...