Study finds dismal employment prospects for law graduates, causing hysteria amongst current students
Student Contribution: Jordan Cook Law students are a competitive bunch. They love to brag about their scores, participate in any debate...
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Zoe Ellis
- Aug 3
- 1 min
An Ode to the Bee Movie, The Ultimate Piece of Law Media
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis Barry B. How can I thank thee? I first saw you in 2008. It began, me on my couch and you on the screen....
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Zoe Ellis
- Jul 20
- 1 min
The 60–80-hour work week!?
Student Contribution: Chamodhi Polwatta Lawyers are a busy bunch. Working case after case, long hours and late nights are a common theme,...
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Zoe Ellis
- Jul 13
- 1 min
Law Student horrified to find out that the case he built his legal foundation on may not exist
Student Contribution: Jordan Cook Donoghue v Stevenson, the snail in the bottle, the tort law case. Whatever you would like to call it,...
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Zoe Ellis
- Jul 6
- 2 min
Trimester Two? More Like Trimester, Who? 3 Tips for Pretending Tri-Break Isn’t Over
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis Look. We know *technically* T2 starts next week. And we know *technically* you should have done your...
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Zoe Ellis
- May 25
- 1 min
Coffee induced insomnia: Law students found wandering the library at all hours of the night
Student Contribution: Jordan Cook The season’s upon us, and no better way to fuel the long hours stuck in the library than with a good...
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Zoe Ellis
- May 18
- 2 min
Expectation to study Human Rights Law drops 90% after the first year. We can’t all be Amal Clooney.
Student Contribution: Jordan Cook Every first year law student adorns a look of glee, excitement and anticipation before they walk into...
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Zoe Ellis
- May 11
- 1 min
Roommate finds law student uncontrollably sobbing after attempting essay research
Student Contribution: Jordan Cook “I walked in and found Alice on the floor sobbing uncontrollably… It was horrible, she had about 50...
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Zoe Ellis
- Apr 20
- 1 min
Law Student shunned from friend group after they found out he used Wikipedia
Student Contribution: Jordan Cook Have these law students taken this too far? This is the question we put to you, the readers after...
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Zoe Ellis
- Apr 13
- 1 min
Little Bang barista walks after another law student attempted to order using IRAC
Student Contribution: Jordan Cook Our correspondent joins us from the ground floor of Deakin’s newest and, arguably, most beautiful...
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Zoe Ellis
- Apr 6
- 1 min
Law Student brings action against Hollywood Legal Show after it set unrealistic expectations
Student Contribution: Jordan Cook Our correspondent joins us in the courts today as a law student (unnamed for privacy reasons) has...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 23
- 1 min
Fourth Year Law Student Shocked to Learn ‘Property Law’ is Not About How to Buy a House
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis It’s a common story. Bright-eyes law student goes into a class expecting to learn some practical legal...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 16
- 1 min
Breakthrough: Researchers Confirm Osmosis is Fake! Is this the end for sleeping on your textbook?
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis It’s a common sight. Entering the law library on a Thursday before the exam period starts, and there’s...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 9
- 1 min
Law Student Forgets to Take ‘Intro to Latin’
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis It’s every student’s worst nightmare. Showing up on the first day of class and being called out for not...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 3
- 1 min
Ripped Off! Law student fuming that all free pens from O-week contain black ink.
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis Local student Amelia Pond was today outraged to find out that she had been ripped off after a day at...
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Zoe Ellis
- Oct 6, 2022
- 1 min
Study finds law students suffer highest percentage growth of ageing
Student Contribution: Selena Zhang An independent study recently found that law students suffer the highest rate of growth in ageing....
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Zoe Ellis
- Sep 28, 2022
- 1 min
Mystery Student Suddenly Attends Classes at the end of the Semester
Student Contribution: Megan Sanidad With exam season approaching in a few weeks, caffeine fuelled law students have been seen scrambling...
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Zoe Ellis
- Sep 8, 2022
- 1 min
Law Student Blacklisted From Deakin Library After Being Found “In Hiding” After Hours
Student Contribution: Selena Zhang A Deakin law student, who had been reported missing by his family members for two days, was found last...
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Zoe Ellis
- Sep 1, 2022
- 1 min
Caught Again: Law Student Heard Answering Every Question Ever with ‘It Depends’
Student Contribution: Megan Sanidad With clerkship application deadlines closely approaching, our correspondent has encountered...
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Zoe Ellis
- Aug 23, 2022
- 1 min
Law Students Drop Out to Pursue Passion Project: TikTok
Student Contributor: Selena Zhang Social media platforms have come and go such as Myspace and Musical.ly, just to name a few. However,...
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