Fourth Year Law Student Shocked to Learn ‘Property Law’ is Not About How to Buy a House
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis It’s a common story. Bright-eyes law student goes into a class expecting to learn some practical legal...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 16
- 1 min
Breakthrough: Researchers Confirm Osmosis is Fake! Is this the end for sleeping on your textbook?
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis It’s a common sight. Entering the law library on a Thursday before the exam period starts, and there’s...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 9
- 1 min
Law Student Forgets to Take ‘Intro to Latin’
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis It’s every student’s worst nightmare. Showing up on the first day of class and being called out for not...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 3
- 1 min
Ripped Off! Law student fuming that all free pens from O-week contain black ink.
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis Local student Amelia Pond was today outraged to find out that she had been ripped off after a day at...
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Zoe Ellis
- Oct 6, 2022
- 1 min
Study finds law students suffer highest percentage growth of ageing
Student Contribution: Selena Zhang An independent study recently found that law students suffer the highest rate of growth in ageing....
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Zoe Ellis
- Sep 28, 2022
- 1 min
Mystery Student Suddenly Attends Classes at the end of the Semester
Student Contribution: Megan Sanidad With exam season approaching in a few weeks, caffeine fuelled law students have been seen scrambling...
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Zoe Ellis
- Sep 8, 2022
- 1 min
Law Student Blacklisted From Deakin Library After Being Found “In Hiding” After Hours
Student Contribution: Selena Zhang A Deakin law student, who had been reported missing by his family members for two days, was found last...
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Zoe Ellis
- Sep 1, 2022
- 1 min
Caught Again: Law Student Heard Answering Every Question Ever with ‘It Depends’
Student Contribution: Megan Sanidad With clerkship application deadlines closely approaching, our correspondent has encountered...
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Zoe Ellis
- Aug 24, 2022
- 1 min
Law Students Drop Out to Pursue Passion Project: TikTok
Student Contributor: Selena Zhang Social media platforms have come and go such as Myspace and Musical.ly, just to name a few. However,...
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Zoe Ellis
- Aug 4, 2022
- 2 min
Law Students’ Obsession with Assigned Word Limits Uncovered
Student Contribution: Maggie Robinson What is the one thing law students are taught to never, ever disrespect? Our lecturers? Our...
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Zoe Ellis
- Jul 26, 2022
- 1 min
Law Student Forgets Content from Previous Unit
Student Contribution: Megan Sanidad As second trimester creeps in, a study group is seen reconvening in class after the hectic, caffeine...
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Zoe Ellis
- Jul 20, 2022
- 2 min
Constitutional Law: Not a Vibe
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis Third-year law student Shivani Kaur was shocked to learn this week that knowing ‘the vibe’ of the...
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Zoe Ellis
- Jul 14, 2022
- 1 min
Student Insight: An Afternoon at Officeworks
Student Contribution: Zoe Ellis With trimester starting, there’s one place you can guarantee you’ll find local law students. Officeworks....
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Zoe Ellis
- Apr 28, 2022
- 1 min
Law Student To Add Assignment References “Later”
Student contribution: Zoe Ellis Third-year law-student Meera Nelson has committed to doing the references for her assignment “later.” Our...
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Zoe Ellis
- Apr 21, 2022
- 1 min
5th Year Law Student Uncovers Well Kept Secret
Student contribution: Claire Taylor Our reporters spoke today with Daniel Derrick, a 5th year Law/Commerce student who recently caused a...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 31, 2022
- 1 min
Law Student Admits to FaceTuning LinkedIn Photos
Student contribution: Patricia Clarke Damages Incurred has long been fascinated by the endless parade of flawless headshots gracing our...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 24, 2022
- 1 min
First Year Law Student Skips ‘Just One Class’
Student contribution: Patricia Clarke Our Damages Incurred correspondent has today spoken to Ella Stevens, a first year Law/Commerce...
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Zoe Ellis
- Mar 17, 2022
- 1 min
JD Student Adds to List of Cases to Read in Non-Existent Own Time
Student contribution: Jordan Dittloff A JD student shared their excitement with Damages Incurred at being advised to read an additional...
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Zoe Ellis
- Sep 9, 2021
- 1 min
Old Friends Of Law Students Ask For Free Legal Advice
Student contribution: Jess Riordan Law students have universally voted 'no' to the expectation that they will give free legal advice and...
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Zoe Ellis
- Sep 1, 2021
- 1 min
MLL391 Study Group Schedules First Meeting Several Days After The Exam
Student contribution: Patricia Clarke Damages Incurred has today interviewed three members of a local Civil Procedure study group, who...
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